Muse know how to do a proper April Fools joke.
April 2012
I just beat Minesweeper on Hard 5 times in a row.
Fuck. I need a life.
March 2012
I hate people who are cocky fucks in a classroom. Like this one guy who always asks questions that have nothing to do with the lecture, just to show that he knows more than everybody. We get it, you’re very good with Java programming. Congratulations. Now shut the fuck up about it.
Oh, Java. You are now officially my least favourite programming language.
Besides Visual Basic. If you can even count that piece of shit as a programming language.
My trust issues are holding me back from getting a used guitar pedal for $70. I guess I’ll just pay the full $90. I would just get so pissed off if I ever got ripped off. What if it works fine for a couple of days and then dies? I’d flip out because I’d be unable to return it. And what if I didn’t like it? I couldn’t exchange it.
I’ve never had this problem before, I don’t know why I’m thinking about this now. Oh well. $20 will not be the death of me.
But then I realized I’ve made 5+ …