I hate guitar wankers.
You know when you go into a music store and there’s the guys who put the amp to full and play the same stupid fucking riff for 30 minutes and then don’t even buy anything? Then they go looking through effect pedals, and try every single one, not knowing how to use any of them but think they do. They think everyone in the store cares that they can play that one super cool heavy metal solo. But the saddest part is that they think they are the best guitarists in the world.
The moment you think you’re absolutely amazing at guitar, you’re crap. Just how it works.