You've Arrived At Panic Station

Last night these two bouncers
And one of em’s alright
The other one’s the scary one
His way or no way, totalitarian
He’s got no time for you
Looking or breathing
How he don’t want you to
So step out the queue
He makes examples of you
And there’s nowt you can say
Behind they go through to the bit where you pay
And you realize then that it’s finally the time
To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line
And you can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain you’ve got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can’t they be pleasant?
Why can’t they have a laugh?
He’s got his hand in your chest
He wants to give you a duff
Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off
They want, arms flying everywhere and
Bottles as well it’s just
Something to talk about
A story to tell, yeah

Singing this in my car when I’m alone never gets old.