Last night these two bouncers And one of em’s alright The other one’s the scary one His way or no way, totalitarian He’s got no time for you Looking or breathing How he don’t want you to So step out the queue He makes examples of you And there’s nowt you can say Behind they go through to the bit where you pay And you realize then that it’s finally the time To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line And you can swap jumpers and make another move Instilled in your brain you’ve got something to prove To all the smirking faces and the boys in black Why can’t they be pleasant? Why can’t they have a laugh? He’s got his hand in your chest He wants to give you a duff Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off They want, arms flying everywhere and Bottles as well it’s just Something to talk about A story to tell, yeah
Singing this in my car when I’m alone never gets old.
Reason #35 to hate Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The SIth
When Anakin asks if it is possible to learn the powers to create life and stop people from dying, Palpatine tells him that “the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
Apparently, moving rocks around with your mind, falling a thousand feet and then grabbing hold of a speeding cruiser, deflecting blaster shots with a lightsaber and being able to see the future are rather ho-hum to the general population of the galaxy.